Pooh pants

Name given to five year olds trying to get to the toilet in a hurry, but failing. The result is pooh pants. Particularly happens in forest and camping settings where kids tend to hold it.

Boy runs to outhouse in campgroud. Half way there, he stops and turns around, head low. He father notices, and remarks, Ah Jeese, Pooh Pants Peter?

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pooh bear

The act of leaving your shirt on during sex because you are too embarrassed about your fat gut.

Hey man, did you hear about RobbieBB went pooh bear with that chick last night?

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pooh bear

the action of doing someone up the butt, using honey as your lubricant.

I pooh beared the chick after she got really drunk,

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POOH BUTTON

1. Having ones food contaminated by pissing someone off in an eating establishment.
2. A non- sanitary resteraunt by the ways of cleaning.

if one should send their food back more than once whether it is busy or not, the waiter will hit the pooh button on them. Such as spit, a pooh finger, a sneeze, a booger, etc...

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Winnie The Pooh

A Winnie The Pooh is when a guy spreads honey on his dick, puts an ecstasy bean on the end and rams a girl in the ass. About mid-sex, she starts rolling

Jason winnie the poohed Megan with a bean and honey. Both enjoyed it quite much

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pooh pipe

Refers to the rectum, the place where shit is held prior to being released.

Used in common language to express how shite something or somewhere is.........

This place is fookin pooh pipe!!

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pooh prodigy

1. A son of an expert, whom specializes in pooh pooh.

2. An apprentice of a pooh expert.

3. A pooh jedi.

Tommy is a fucking pooh prodigy.

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