Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."
What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
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SOMEONE WHO SNOOPS on you while poop
"YO DONT POOPER SNOOPER ON ME"-joe
Sorry, your poop is so attractive"-bob
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when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley
Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.
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The one who mysteriously lays a douce in an office that is not his and is never identified.
I dont know who the ghost pooper is on the 16th floor bathroom, but they need to stay on their floor cause they stink. We will identify them at some point by shoe shoppin.
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A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom
"the phantom pooper stuck in the shit spot"
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The act of slobbering or spitting (or a combination) on the anus, normally for the intent of penetrating with a penis or other phallic object.
Make sure to slooghter the pooper before penetration. Otherwise you're gonna have a bad time.
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When you go to the toilet for a poo but find you can't poo
Dude today I rushed to the toilet to start laying cable, but when I sat down it just wasn't happening. I had a severe case of Poopers block
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