Imogen Poots

Drop dead sexy British actress best known for playing Tammy, in 28 Weeks Later.

You know Rule #2? Well it also applies to Imogen Poots, because I would totaly double tap that sweet, sweet British ass.

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Poot Sack

1a. Another term for rectum - mainly, the area which abdominal gas (a fart) builds up right before it is released from the anus.

b. The very bottom of the Descending Colon, or the very top of the anus.

2. Also used to describe an individual who is acting as an asshole, creep or
jackass.

3. Best known as an alternative term for “Up Yours” when preceded by the following words:
“Blow it out ya’…

Example 1:
-Employee firing himself in front of Boss-

BOSS: “John, your THC test came back positive.”

EMPLOYEE: “How could that be?”

BOSS: “May it be that you smoke marijuana,
or drink a lot of Mt. Dewww, perhaps?” j/k

EMPLOYEE: “EF YOU! BLOW IT OUT YA’ POOT SACK! I QUIT!”
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Example 2:
Hunter's mom wears her jeans all the way up in her Poot Sack.
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Example 3:
"I feel a biscuit 'bout ta' float out my Poot Sack."

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Petty Poots

A habitual dick toucher that goes above and beyond in attempts to grab tube steak. This person usually comes up with constructive ways of bumping into other men as an excuse for grabbing a handfull of meat.

I cant Believe that trevy molested me again.... he is such a petty poots

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poot looter

One who loots the poot chute on a regular basis.

"A.J. is the poot looter extraordinaire."

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poot butt

A common word used to describe any sorry, stupid,lazy person, this word has been around in black culture for quite a while. This word is almost always accompanied by the word "mothafucka".

"Get the fuck out of my house right now, you ignorant ass, pootbutt mothafucka!"

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Spook Poot

When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.

Damn it Brian! You just got me with a spook poot again!

Cooch Poot

Expulsion of gas via a woman's vagina, or cooch. Also referred to as a "queef"

I was about to go down on this girl when she let out a cooch poot right in my face.