the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

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Dope Pope

Used to describe a really fucking cool person.
You gotta be top notch for this name.

Nikki: "Dude Matt, you are such a Dope Pope."
Matt: "Man I know."

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Punching the Pope

verb: While masturbating, position your thumb so that on the downstroke, you stimulate the tip of the penis.

Punching the Pope is fun, and it gets the job done faster!

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Cassadee Pope

The very talented and awesome lead singer or the pop/rock band, Hey Monday. Her fashion sense pwns and she inspires the young population that listen to the catchy tunes of Hey Monday

Teen #1: who's that?
Teen #2: look at her! awesome clothes, great voice, in an awesome band, it HAS to be cassadee pope!

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is the pope a nazi

a form of sarcasm to answer 'yes' to a question. as the current pope was part of the nazi youth.

a: fancy a quick pint?

b: is the pope a nazi?

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pope on dope

When a normally quiet and calm person gets rowdy.
Note: This does not have to be drug induced

Friend 1: Last night Jake hit 2 mailboxes. He was driving like the pope on dope!

Friend 2: What? Every time I drive with him he follows all the rules!

Pope Tipping

New sport invented by a crazy woman on Christmas Eve, 2009.
The competive act of knocking down an elderly Pope.

Wow! Did you see that woman leap across those pews to set a new Pope Tipping record? 1.73 seconds! That's two one hundreths better than last year's time.