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The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.
I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.
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The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.
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to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed
After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.
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Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)
JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?
BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?
JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
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v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.
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To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.
Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.
Take an exceptionally good crap.
Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.
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