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Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."
I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.
Waking up a man with a blow job, specifically when he has morning wood.
My girlfriend is the best: she starts my Sundays off right with a Portland good morning.
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A small town founded in 1865 with a Population of 11346 people. Also known as
the Mecca, Pre's dream town, and
birthplace of Jesse. Portland is by far the most beautiful place in the entirety of the world. It is a green, fresh, astounding wonderland, and indubitably fit for royalty. Runners run easy 10 miles in the morning and an easier 12 in the evening. Children comfortably walk St. Johns long perfectly constructed sidewalks to school singing lullaby's written by queen and eye of the tiger in unison. Attractive cafeteria ladies only serve the best food and free health care is unheard of. There are Safeway's and Fredmeyer's grocery food chains everywhere. McDonald's is the most hated restaurant in town and Dairy Queen is Queen. The Shell gas station effortlessly took Arco out of business and one brilliant day out of the paramount midst of the St. Johns bridge, Jesse will confidently walk tall firmly grasping an Olympic Gold medal won in London through the 1500 meter run; on his way to Seven Eleven to buy a pack of peanut butter cookies and a cold bottle of chocolate malt cookies and cream muscle milk. =
I ran a sub four minute mile in St.Johns. Portland Oregon
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This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.
Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!
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the act of insterting a man's dick into the hole in a woman formed when she has smoked so much that she has developed a hole in the middle of her throat
hey if you have tried every other hole, dont forget to give that smoking bitch of urs the old portland chimney sweep
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To perform a Portland party favor: At a pre-game party, hide in a room when everyone is leaving to go out for the night. Once the home is vacated, proceed to turn on music, continue drinking, and have fun while cleaning the entire place. Pick up all trash and recycling, scrub, dry, and put away every glass and dish, wipe every surface, organize furniture, etc. Leave the spotless place before its occupants return home. Never tell them that you did it.
"Last night when we got home from the club, our home was immaculate. It was trashed from pre-gaming when we left. Someone must have treated us to a Portland party favor, but I can't figure out who."
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A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene
Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.