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When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done
Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel
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bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle
you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget
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2 or more females wearing strap-ons to engage in anal sex simultaneously.
Becky and I tried the Devil's pretzel last night. It was tricky at first, but then we tucked the toys under instead of going around.
a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel
friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D
friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position
friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E
((Lmao this is a joke--))
One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.
I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.
Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"
A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy
Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!
Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz