male privilege

the social theory which argues that men have unearned social, economic, and political advantages or rights that are granted to them solely on the basis of their sex, and which are usually denied to women.

He got the job over the women because he is a male. That is male privilege.

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Executive Privilege

Euphemism for the phrase "Fuck You!"

Issa: "Congress will supeona documents from the Justice Department."

Holder: "Um, ah, the dog ate it, I can't find it, uh...nope, not going to do it."

Issa: "We are going to vote you in Contempt of Congress"

Obama: "Executive Privilege"

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White Privilege

A made up term used by SJW's/Twitter users when they have no valid argument left

Person 1: That's just white privilege!

Person 2: Oh you one of thooose

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asian privilege

Asian privilege is being born Asian pretty much. You get a good family that teaches you to work hard, you become more educated than everyone else, you go to better schools than everyone else, and you get a better wife and a better career than everyone else, including white people. Basically, being born Asian is alone a privilege that everyone wishes they had.

Facebook decided to pick Josh Chung over white American Joe Smith, despite Joe having more experience outside of academics in the field of software, simply because Josh is Asian. Therefore, Josh has Asian privilege

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Warzone Privilege

The action of giving special treatment to friends within the warzone community as supposed to other friends

You are not allowed in here, you don't have warzone privilege.

I'll play with you another time, We all about that warzone privilege tonight.

Serge Privilege

When a young man willingly cucks himself to an older woman who is the sole heir of a very wealthy man's estate. Granting himself the ability to live a far more lavish lifestyle then he could ever have afforded on his own. Even going as far as to reference the rich man's vacation homes as his own.

I can't believe Evan went for that Serge Privilege. He really is a gold digger!

Birth Privilege

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.

Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!