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Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.
Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.
something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!
Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!
Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"
A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same
Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*
The title of a movie about a College professor who has an ego named Buddy Love & has a family who loves eating a huge load of food.
I remember watching "The Nutty Professor" & i I didn't care for it.
A college professor who is an infamously cool bastard. Notorious for making rhetoric great again. The rare species is only known to be found on the hill.
“Yo, did you see professor Nace in class?”
“Yea man, he’s such a mad bastard!”