your ancestor a trans protester

An insult worst than ur mum gay , your daddy lesbo , your granny tranny or your sister a mister
Every time it’s used Jupiter’s mass is doubled

John: ur mum gay
Jake: your ancestor a trans protester
John: DIES
Jupiter ENGULFS Saturn

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thou doth protest too much

Overly insistent about something, to the point where the opposite is most likely true.

Someone emphatically stating how much one hates gossiping, that one would never engage in this sort of behavior. This implies that, "thou doth protest too much" and may in fact be a gossip.

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the lady doth protest too much

When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it

From Hamlet

"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"

"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"

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The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James

The idea that you must fight corruption (and probably) toasters in any capacity you have, particularly when they occur in government. The calling card of those opposing the toaster revolution, a cause that some say isn't really about kitchen appliances but about hostile governments, evil walrii and vikings under Norway battling for world domination.
The evil walrii, said to already have subversively conquered most of North america, and if they wanted to, Mexico, are secretly infamous for installing fake robot governments and hiding the truth about Canada.
Violent uprisings widely and inaccurately publicized as "elections" or "world summits" demonstrate the public's growing concern at the threat the walrii pose to both humanity and the eyes (they are hideous).
It has been claimed that the protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James, is a real man, and the leader of the opposition to the toaster revolution, there is much debate on the issue and "what it all means".
Of those that believe he exists some say he is a gentleman and a scholar, others denounce him as merely being drunk.
No one knows where he was born, his age, or his favorite color. Even under torture this information would not be revealed by he or his "associates", or randomly selected members of the public. The mystery remains.
Man, idea or nonsense the name is central in the "toaster revolution" as a symbol against corruption, deceit and all things evil in government and kitchenware stores.

"The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James"
"ZZZZZ"
"Not again!"

"These toaster lover sure are lazy!"

"It's just too long!"

"What is?"

"The name. I mean the protester formerly known as SI- Dammit Frank!"

"ZZZ-What?!"

"Never mind let's just take over this joint."

"Right"

"OK. In the name of the for-"

"ZZZZZ"

"God dammit!"

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so-so-protest

A protest in which the subject and enthusiasm is minimal.

The protest was more of a ‘so-so-protest’; due to the small numbers of people whom seemed to care enough to attend.

Spanish Protest

To poo in someone's tent. Most commonly done at festivals.

Hahaha, I just took a Spanish Protest in Jim's tent!

Spanish Protest

To take a shit in someone else's tent.

HAHAHA I just took a Spanish Protest in your tent!