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Can be loosesly defined as participating in some form of intercourse with a puerto rican, mexican, dutch, or any other female.
Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
What's up boi??!
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
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The sperm of a male or transvestite Puerto Rican.
Cameron wants some Puerto Rican mayo. Really. Really. REALLY. Bad.
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An empty tub initially meant for butter that is used to hold a number of delicacies from Puerto Rico, including, but not limited to: arroz, habichuelas, arroz y habicuelas, arroz con pollo, sofrito, asopao, sancocho, and much more. Can often cause trust issues in children, due to the confusion of whether or not a butter tub will actually have butter in it. May also be found in Cuban and Dominican households.
I wasn't paying attention when I opened the Puerto Rican tupperware in my mom's fridge and now I have arroz con gandules all over my toast.
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put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out
hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.
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Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.
Usually done at a friend or relatives house.
I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.
I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.
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The act of busting a nut then doing a backflip fast enough to clutch a load the load with your buttcheeks in mid air then fart
dude i watched this one guy do a Puerto Rican jellyfish last night best fap of my life
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to pull this off your going to need some money,
first, you must hire around 7 puerto ricans, the key number here is 7. the next step is to hide them in your closet, and get your loved one to come over.
you then proceed to have sex with your partner, and in the act, you scream out the phrase "arriba!!!!" this is the key word that lets the puerto ricans know its time to make the entry,
at this point, they all come rushing out and proceed to gang bang your loved one.
oh man she got the puerto rican rumble last night
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