Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

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smashing pumpkins

One of my (and plenty of other people's) favourite band. Their music is embracing and can be light and soft like "Soothe" from the album "Pisces Iscariot" or dark and heavy like "Zero" from the album "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness", and anywhere in between.

A popular (because of mainstream) alt rock band made up of Billy Corgan (Vocals, Guitar), James Iha (Guitar), D'arcy Wretzky (Bass), and Jimmy Chamberlin (Drums). Got together 1988 in Chicago, released several albums.
1. Gish
2. Siamese Dream
3. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
4. Pisces Iscariot
5. Adore
6. Machina: Machines of God

After the bands breakup in 2000, Billy Corgan, Guitarist/Vocalist of the Pumpkins and drummer Jimmy Chamberlin formed the band Zwan, while D'arcy Wretzky and James Iha formed Scratchy records. Billy Corgan also does some solo songs (Mina Loy, Walking Shade).

Songs you need to hear by Smashing Pumpkins-

- Siva
- Eye
- Today*
- Cherub Rock
- Geek USA
- Disarm*
- 1979*
- Zero*
- Bullet With Butterfly Wings*
- Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (piano only, no lyrics, but still a very good song)
- Muzzle
- Tonight, Tonight*
- Soothe
- Whir
- Pissant
- Hello Kitty Kat
- Starla
- Landslide*
- Ava Adore
- Stand Inside Your Love*
- The Everlasting Gaze

*'s IMPORTANT

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Doggin the pumpkin

Performing anal sex on an overly fake tanned female.

Dude, I totally spent last night doggin the pumpkin I met at the shore.

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Pasty Pumpkin

A person who resembles a pumpkin by the shape or clothing colour and a palish skin tone.

Person A: Look at Neal, he's wearing the orange shirt again.

Person B: Yeah, he's a Pasty Pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.

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reverse pumpkin

A vague and extraordinary sexual act that is unimaginably mind-blowing from its name.

Anthony was asked by his girlfriend to do a reverse pumpkin on her. Perplexed, he cautiously agreed.

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pumpkin bottom

A girl with a nice round ass.

Look at her pumpkin bottom in those jeans.

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Lumpy Pumpkin

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.

When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.