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A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.
Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.
The beer you stock up on and drink while under quarantine.
The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!
When 2020 decided to end many lives. FU
2020 quarantine will end all of us
When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.
I hate being in quarantine.
a stupid thing that is so stupid I can't even say it enough
quarantine sucks