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A boy that sleeps all day, stays up all night, has a nest like room, and picks up random things off the ground
He’s such a raccoon boy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him awake during the day
When a woman wears a vast amount of make-up (primarily around her eyes) to try and conceal all the bruises and black eyes she has from her abusive boyfriend/husband.
Person 1: Why is Jane wearing so much make-up lately?
Person 2: Oh. No, she's just an 'Exotic Raccoon'. If you get what I mean.
When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing
I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship
A person who appears to eat trash
That mascara smeared raccoon cunt may have given me rabies
Superior of the monochromed rats.
“It is I, tanu, the raccoon god.”
—written by Amari </333
When a Girl has a hairy vagina and refuses to shave or keep it well trimmed
Wow bro Fabios sisters got A Filthy Raccoon!
That's crazy bro
Me
I am iPad raccoon
iPad raccoon is awesome!!!!!!
That is that only way to use the definition iPad raccoon!duh!!!!