Face Race

A face race is a contest between two or more females that consists of each female sitting on another person's face one at a time. Each female grinds and mashes their honey pot goodnees all over the face of the third person until they reach orgasm. Usually the face of the person is glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut.

The event is timed and the female with the shortest time to orgasm wins.

'Did you hear what happened at the family reunion last night?'

'No, I didn't'

'Grandma and Aunt Ginger got so drunk, they forced Dad down on the ground and held a Face Race.'

The Human Race

An infestation.

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.

street race

An illegal Act of two or more cars competing to beat one another to a destination point down a strip of preferably road, usually watched by a crowd of spectators and is usually busted up by police pigs po po hence, leading to another quiet spot where the same act happens over and over and over again....

Hey Man did you go to the (street) races last night? I heard they got busted big time by the Cops!

racing snake

Someone built for speed. i.e. someone lean who is an immensely fast runner

He'll beat you hands down in a sprint..."He's built like a racing snake!"

Race Card

When a person that isn't white uses their ethnicity as an advantage in the workplace (i.e., getting hired or promotions)

The boss at MegaCorp hired LaTon instead of Mike. Mile had the better résumé, but he was white. LaTon used the "Race Card" during his interview as an unfair advantage.

smartest race

asians

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barrel racing

Barrel racing is a horse racing sport in which the rider guides the horse around a clover leaf pattern. For a left handed horse, You turn right around the 1st barrel, left around the second barrel, and left around the third barrel. For a right handed horse, you turn left around the normally second barrel, right around the normally 1st barrel and then right around the third barrel. You try to do this as fast as you possibly can.

At the more novice levels of this SPORT, the age groups are 6+under, 12+under, 13-17, adults, and 50+over.

And like most sports this can be done professionally. However, to do this as a pro, you have to be female. NO GUYZ ALOUD.

Professional barrel racing is one of the only sports that only women can participate in.