Racist

Treating someone like you would treat anyone else and getting called racist for it.

Indian guy talking to me: Shut up!

Me: You shut up!

Rest of class: *GAAAAASSSSP* :O Your being racist!

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No Racist

Similar to the phrase "No Homo" in that it is said before or after a statement that may sound gay, or in this case, racist.

White Person 1: Do you like my new car?
White Person 2: Naw, I don't like black... No Racist.

Black Person: Dude, you need to go shopping for food for the party tonight, don't get crackers tho, cuz I don't like Crackers... No Racist.

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Racist

Adjective: One who races or participates in racing. This can be cars, bicycles, bobsled etc.

Similar to: pianist, guitarist, artist etc.

I met a great Racist today! He has a beautiful BMW M3 on the track.

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Not to be racist, but

A phrase you can add to the beginning of any statement, no matter how racist, and make it not racist.

White Guy: "Not to be racist, but my IQ is definitely higher than yours, because you're black."
Black Guy: "Ok! I appreciate your sensitivity to racism in this day in age, friend!"
White Guy: "Don't call me that. I'm not friends with blacks."

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Racist!

The belief of superiority over another race, culture or colour. Often taking this hatred to extremes with verbal abuse and possibly violence. People try their best not to encourage this kind of behaviour, but they cant stop everyone. It needs to be acknowledged that "white" people arent the only racist group, but they are the only ones who get "crucified" by it.

I'm not Racist! I believe all whites were created equal!

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Racist

Nowadays, what you are called when you've won an argument or proven your point during a discussion about social issues regarding race.

Dude: A lot of these thugs and gang members didn't have a real male role model in their homes growing up.

Person-of-Color Dude: Fuck you! these brothers' are keepin' it real!

Dude: 72% of Black children born in the US are done outta wedlock and have no Baby Daddies living in the household.

Person-of-Color Dude: YOU'RE A FUCKIN' RACIST!

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racist

Someone who hates people of a different racial group, also known as the entire African-American population.

I tried to give that racist black man a job, but then he called me a cracker and stole my car.

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