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When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.
Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner
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really shitty-tasting top ramen noodles.
Dorm life is bad enough, but if you can only afford to eat bottom ramen seven days a week, you are certain to flunk out of college.
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when ramen noodle flavor packets form into small clumps and when you eat the ramen they explode in your mouth and make you want to throw up everywhere.
last night i made this old ass ramen packet that i found, then i realized that the flavoring was full of fucking ramen bombs
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A form of butt play. To eat and/or slurp ramen noodles out of someone’s anus.
1. I think that new girl is freaky. I’m pretty sure she’d let me ramen noodle her booty.
2. Last night I totally ramen noodled that dude.
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Ben Evans eats all if my fucking ramen. He's a Ramen Fiend
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a popular record company that has acts like Foul Out Boy, sorry, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Panic! At The Disco, and bands aiming for preteen girls and guys who have been dropped when they where born. This company is the biggest threat US and the world faces today. "Cool parents" support bands like these so they can blind their children from knowing of great bands. Fall Out Boy is one of the most untalented and worst band to have existed in the Earth. These so-called punk bands should be fed to Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Dead Boys, and GG Allin. Guys who think they are hardcore for liking bands from Fueled By Ramen should castrated and hit with a hammer to save the world.
Fall Out Boy: Oh we'e so hardcore that we obey the rules in school. Soon enough, the young girls will be ours.
Parent: we cannot let our child listen to Led Zeppelin!
Guy 1: Why not?
Parent: cause Led Zeppelin is too talented!
Guy 1: What about Black Flag or New York Dolls?
Parent: NO! They're talented as well!
Guy 1: Then what can they listen to?
Parent: Bands from Fueled By Ramen, so my teens will stay stupid as they already are! Thanks to MTV, OC, American Idol, and High School Musical
Guy 2: You know what! There are many ways to get what you want, I use the best! I use anarchy! (pulls out a guitar and plays)
Parent: Oh no, music that relies on music rather popularity! (explode)
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