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One of the top, if not the top, art schools in the USA. Other art schools / art students are always trying to put it down (despite its incredibly long list of notable alumni and high rankings) by calling it overrated (some people say Yale is overrated too, whatever). Popularly known as "RISD" (Riz-dee). Notable alumni include Seth Macfarlane and Kara Walker. The school has an acceptance rate of 35% as of 2010 according to the college board. Risd has been graced by the presence of numerous famous/important people, like Yo-Yo Ma. RISD students have had the opportunity to work with engineers and designers from NASA. The school has awesome facilities and a career services department that pretty much rivals that of most other art schools in the states.
People often comment on how weird RISD students dress. Many RISD kids are seen as (and admittedly, really are) hipsters.
a-"I go to MassArt."
b-"I go to the Rhode Island School of Design."
a-:glares bitterly:
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A male ejaculates into the belly button of his partner
"After pulling out, I gave her the Rhode Island hot tub."
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Occurs most often when a homosexual Male of New England descent gives their partner a reach around during anal to initiate the happy ending. Usually followed by a bowl of lukewarm clam chowder
You hungry Rafael? Why yes I was thinking we could take care of that after you give me a Rhode Island reach around.
One who can't take a joke.
You should develope a sense of humor or else you will end up like Rhode Islang Red.
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After performing a creampie, a female goes into a reverse tea bag (female tea bagging a male), she squeezes the cream out of the pie onto said males face, she then drops smacking HER clam (forcefully) on his face
Last night I surprised my boyfriend with a Rhode Island Clam Cake!!! Chowda on the side!
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The Rhode Island Super Soaker entails flipping a partner upside down, and inserting water or another beverage into their asshole, and swiftly punching them in the stomach. this causes a fountain of the liquid to spew from the victim's anus at considerable speed
"yea man, my girl told me that she wanted some freaky shit in the bedroom, so i gave her a Rhode Island Super Soaker."
smithfield high school sucks why because we have more people droping out then ever. this school and the state of Rhode islane does not want us to become grads. They are making us do this dump things called "common task" but yet they do nothing for our common good they just make us look dumb. The students get along pretty well we all love to party and have a good time. this school is bad they lock the bathrooms on you then you get bitched at cuz you were out of class for 15 mins to use the bathroom. They suspend students for no reason they have them taken off school grounds by the cops then the student gets fined. kids fail because their teacher goes and has a baby and they dont replace her so the students learn shit then they have to be graded on shit they never learned and they have to take a final exam that some bitch of a twig made up on her own and just put random shit on it that we never even heard about this school doesnt give 2 shits bout us they just want us all to go to jail for doing nothing you cant even trust anyone that works there cuz they will go an tell everyone else everything about you
me: how come i never see you in school anymore?
dropout: i dropedout,
me: oh how come you are wicked smart
dropout: because i didnt have enough common tasks to graduate.
me: thats fucked up i cant believe that smithfield high in rhode island would let you drop out because of that.
dropout: yeah rhode island schools are wack
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