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When Rob Thomas shows up and wrecks up the place
I demand an explanation for all this Rob Thomasry or I went to the Matchbox Twenty concert last night it was a bunch of Rob Thomasry.
Rad Rob ... a good looking, young at heart, outgoing, and bearded ginger. He's the guy every girl wants, but doesn't know exists. Rad Rob will make you question whether you've ever known any other Rob before him. He is loyal to a fault, honest as they come, and feels every single thing deeply (good or bad). He hides behind his sense of humor at times, and worries he's not good enough. On occasion, Rad Rob dumbs himself down to make others feel better about themselves. He has a soul that vibes with like souls, and he doesn't think he has a "soulmate." Little does he know ... Rad Rob has met her, he just is scared to admit it!
Rad Rob, he's one a girl just might make a sammich for.
Did you see the look in her eyes?
Ya.
She must've found her a Rad Rob!
Hes gonna wake up and be like WTF. YEAH CAUSE THE BITCH WAS A (T Word). Oh yeah, you want to f**k me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go back to this hotel," then drug and rob them.
Friend: Did you see Cardi B robbing men?
You: yes. She also drugs them too
its when you are spinning around without pants on when playing scrabble on your i-phone and get a triple word score with a z but get so excited and dizzy at the same time you fall over and spray diarrhea in the area and it gets into your long flowing hair
oh shit he just got zebra for the triple word score and beat me, i hope he ended up doing a dizzy rob
When you blow air into your girlfriends ass during a rim job and she farts back at you.
She loves it when I do the Sneaky Rob.
Will you give me a Sneaky Rob?
When someone really needs to take a shit. The kind of shit that can't wait.
Will: I wish I could talk more Scotty, but I really gotta Rob the Moose!
A joke or humorous passage that makes no sense and/or isn't even relevant to the subject of choice.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.
A Rob Joke:
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."