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roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.
Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!
a sexual position, known as the "RC" for short, in which there involves 4 males and a female. The female is bent over with her back parallel to the ground, with each of her arms extended outward perpendicular to her back. Each of the 4 males must then choose which one of the following 4 areas they want to place their cocks in: 1.the mouth 2.left hand 3.right hand 4.pussy/pooper (the pussy/pooper option exists only due to the fact that whichever hole the male chooses, it will not effect the overall structure of the "RC") After each of the 4 males places their respective cocks in each of the 4 areas, while standing, each man must then raise their arms at a 45 degree angle and pound fists with the 2 males standing on both sides of him.(not the person standing across from him). I should further note that the reason for naming this sexual position the "Roman Colosseum" is the resemblance of it to the famous historic landmark located in Rome, Italy.
*Note to readers- the "RC" was co-created by Bill and Marc while eating all you can eat wings at Hooters c. January 2006. Frank and Alan were also present for this historic moment.
Bill, Frank, Marc, and Alan Roman Colosseum'd Amanda at the shore house.
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The most powerful and successful Empire in history.
Their Praetorian Guard and Centurion soldiers even rivaled Spartans in fighting skill.
At it's greatest extent, their territory was 2,300,000 sq.mi. Stretching throughout most of Europe, as well as Northern Africa, and conquered much of western Asia.
Collapsed only because of lack of money to fund the enormous size of its almost undefeated Army.
Should NOT be confused with The Holy Roman Empire.
The Roman Empire's influence upon the law, culture, technology, arts, religion, government,language, military, and architecture of civilizations that followed continues to this day.
Carthaginians: Carthage > Rome
Roman Empire: Orly?
Carthaginians: Yarly
Roman Empire: *Sacks Carthage*
Roman Empire(Scipio): No wai
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A dirty roman is when two gay dudes get naked and face each other with bonners, they then proceed to have a sword fight until one can no longer maintain an erection.
dude, my junk still hurts from that dirty roman sword fight we had last night
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One of the great comic book writers of today. Best known for Lenore. One of Slave Labor's finest.
Roman Dirge - cool beans.
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The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory
I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.
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The act of vomiting onto a woman's or a rather gynecomastic gentleman's chest whilst imitating the sound of a motorboat by blowing air through closed lips.
Icculus, after a rather sumptuous feast, gave Septiva a hearty roman motorboat betwixt her lovely cassava melons.
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