to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

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tap-tap-tap-a-roo

v.imp. An encouragement or admonishment to tap something, whether in the common sexual usage (i.e. tap dat, "Tap that ass", et cetera) or in the ironic non-sexual usage which refers to the sexual usage. Taken from the Adam Sandler movie *Happy Gilmour*, where Sandler's character is trying to tap or putt a golf ball.

Sexual usage:
"Jimmy asked me out and I don't know what to say"
"He's hot! Tap-tap-tap-a-roo!"

Ironic usage:
"Ooh, perogies are on sale! ap-tap-tap-a-roo!"

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coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo

When you take a clandestine hit of marijuana and blow the smoke/vapor into your winter knit cap, aka toque.

"So how was the movie?
"It was long, but...Coo-Roo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo"

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Roo Bear

A cute little female bear that loves to eat honey, salmon and apples. She is very cute and cuddly and known to bite you or paw you in an endearing manner. Roo Bears are definitely keepers.

Sorry I can't drink tonight fellas. I have to go home and let my Roo Bear bite my arm.

Roo's Rear Eater

Somone who considers eating a kangaroo's ring piece (or cock)more acceptable than eating its tongue.

Did you hear Steve say that he wouldnt mind eating a Kangaroos arse? - or even its cock? Yeah hes a real Roo's Rear Eater is that mister Fletcher!!!

Normal people wouldnt do either.

roo wrangler

Australians.

Holy fuck mate, that roo wrangler drank Bob under the table!

em roo

big fat lip nicked pumpernickel buck tooth zoophile roblox fag lookin ass

Person 1: Your so em roo you litle furry fagglit
Person 2: Damn