doing a rudy

when you really wanna fuck and the only thing ya gotz at the time is an ugly ass chick and you bout to blow so you put a bag over her head and fuck the shit out of her!

Bill: Dude I was so horney last night and only my ugly neighbor was home....
Jack: What you do? Did ya fuck her?
Bill: Hell yea! I totally was doing a rudy!!

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Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.

In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani

One of Rudy’s many mob nicknames, this one because of his special skill set in covertly planting false information to destroy a public figure’s reputation.

This time Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani is on the big boys’ payroll, he’s got his own thug minions crawling around In Ukrainian mob territory planting lies to slime the Bidens!

Rudy Bananas Splits

The headline in all of the major newspapers when Rudy Giuliani defects to Moscow to live next door to Edward Snowden.

I thought I was dreaming when I woke up and read the shocking headline, “Rudy Bananas Splits.”

Rudy Tudy Ungluedy

A popular nickname for 45’s last surviving, unimprisoned legal counsel, the ex-Mayor of New York City.

Someone needs to get Rudy Tudy Ungluedy into a new suit jacket that isn’t from the early 90s; let’s just make it a nice, fashionably snug straight jacket!

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Fruity Rudy Effect

When a man is so attractive that even perfectly heterosexual males find him attractive.

So named for the character "Fruity" Rudy Reyes from the TV Mini-series Generation Kill.

All of the other Marines found their squadmate to be incredibly hot thanks to the Fruity Rudy Effect.

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Rudy Julie Annie

Former mayor of New York who is running for President with a run in his pantyhose. He has played dress-up on several occasions and he once let Donald Trump get to second base, so he's a slattern.

"This guy knows his bra size! There's something going on there" - Bill Maher

"Rudy Julie Annie and Hillary both went to the debate...wearing the same dress"