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The Doctor lies.
Most of River Song's "The Doctor lies" is about it being her own rule #1 for figuring out what's going on when things don't seem to make sense. If things seem incomplete or impossible, consider first if The Doctor lied about something.
Rory Williams: Why did he tell us he was dead?
River Song: Rule One: The Doctor lies. So do I.
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The rule: A person who dates a significantly younger person should try to leave them "better off" when the relationship ends.
Erin loved dating men half her age. However, she always practiced the campfire rule.
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When somebody is intentionally doing something against the rules when its not "technically in the rulebook"
The thirdbaseman was kicking dirt as the batter was at the plate when Fred yelled out "Is that a douchebag rule? I know its not a regular rule, but is that a douchebag rule??? I just wanna know, seems like a douchebag rule to me..."
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An old rule for campers. “Leave the campsite better than you found it.” Many also apply it to other parts of their lives.
Jack: Thanks for filling up my tank after you borrowed my car last week.
Anna: No problem. I always follow the campsite rule.
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Another word used for a fungal infection
damn, i forgot to wash my feet now theyre covered in ja rule
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As the creator of the Sock Rule I am here to inform you the reader that when wearing socks you have immunity from homosexuality. Therefore you may do any ordinarily homo activity but it will cancel out because socks. However if you have one sock on you are only half homo. Watch what you say. Have a great day kings and queens, and always remember to wear your socks.
Sock Rule -To exclude yourself from any homosexual activities
"yo I'm finna suck that dick" "you gay" "nah I got socks on."
"You didn't say no homo" *shows socks* "ight you good"
Yo that guy over there is so fuckin hot I thought you were straight? I am but the SOCKS RULE saves me because it blocks anything homosexual
-Abaka
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taking a dump,pooping,taking a shit,losing weight.
I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.
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