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When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.
My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.
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The hottest and sexiest thing around! they will make your day perfection after you meet one of em
Bro 1: Dude did ya see taht girl?
Bro 2: hell ya man she was fine
CHUCK NORRIS: Russian women are god damn sexy
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A cocktail consisting of vodka and lube.
I'm feeling the rot after all of the russian camgirls at last night's dice game
When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth
Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
Throat fucking a decapitated head after an accidental removal durring a car accident while the brain is still alive and the person can see what is happening.
She didn't wear her seatbelt like a good girl so I gave her a Russian Handkerchief.
The female act of wiping a specimen of freshly dumped jizz from ones vagina, using your fingers, under the nose of your boyfriend.
'Hey man, you've got a bit of snot on your lip..'
'Oh nah, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan before we came out tonight'..
to be so intoxicated that the breath Analyzer would register in the 10th of thousands . giving reference to the stigma of Russians achieving high blood alcohol numbers. the Maximum limit of alcohol in the body a human can have without dying .
he blew Russian numbers, he was blowing Russian numbers when he fell.