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Shrek is God shrek is life shrek is chicken noodle soup and rice
Lord farquad gets fucked by shrek
God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.
Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.
Shrek is considered a deity. He has been known to smell like onions and lives in the Spiritual World of his Swamp. His full potential is yet to be uncovered, but he has truly transcended beyond a carbon-based life-form. The tale of Shrek is said through all Shrek movies. Shrek does not care about religion, or God, or whatever you may believe in. He has been known to be extremely intelligent, having learned every single word and letter of the English language throughout a series of half a year. Though us weak humans can predict when an asteroid will land, we cannot predict what Shrek will do next. Will, he put the world under his smelly foot? Or become known worldwide and enjoy fame and prosperity? Who knows...
Human 1: Dude, I swear Shrek is following me. I always feel like I'm being watched.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!
He didn't return tomorrow.
Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.
"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?"
"Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"
The most beautiful man you will ever meet. He will be nice, funny, strong, caring, and many others that are everything you will ever want in a man!