SMP

minecraft game that u play with da boys

guy 1: *eating at lunch* hey wanna start a smp after school?
everyone else at the cafeteria table: hell yea!

Smp

It means suck my pussy

Him: smd

Her: no smp

smp

it just means suck my pussy

Kelly: im still a virgin

Me: smp bitch.

smp

shit my pants

dude the redbull plus the taco bell almost made me smp like it was going straight through me all gas no brakes

SMP

suck ma pussy. no more no less suck.

ooh daddy get over here and smp

SMP

Suck My Piano.
Many people might think this means survival multiplayer, but they are wrong. it is suck my piano

hey

hello

SMP?

ok

SMP

SMP is the quick definition for “shit my pants”. Should only be used if you got blackout drunk or you got some scat fetish or sumthin.

Man 1: Bro she sucked my dick after I SMP.

Man 2: She did WHAT?