turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

STD prone

A new word used to replace "Retarded" in high school/college vernacular. The phrase comes from the fact that stupid people are more likely to contract STDs.

That man is STD prone.

Whenever Bhavjot asks me for help I think, "Man that kid is STD prone".
Wow those kids seem STD prone.

iPhone STD

You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...

"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"

Mexican STD

An unwanted pregnancy.

Did you hear that Caroline has a Mexican STD?

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STD queen

Robs mom

Jim and Ted had an excellent adventure with the STD queen.

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STD Museum

Being in the presence of or knowing Katie Crum.

Katie Crum is an STD Museum

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Ear STD

The tingly and/or itchy feeling you get in your ear canal after inserting an earbud that was barrowed by a friend.

I always use protection to avoid catching an ear STD. Therefore, I use Skullcandy.

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