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When you put your baby jesus in a girls beanie baby.
Man, she tryin' to get saved... she wants that baby jesus in her.
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A phrase derived by those who have experienced the intense sexual frustration of waiting for a girl to be ready to have sex again, only to find out she's on the rag.
Girl: "Shelly, did you have sex will Bill last night? I heard he's been waiting for like a month for you to get back in town."
Shelly: "Girl, he can wait. I wasn't in the mood anyway- its that time of the month.."
Girls' Simultaneous laughter: "Saved by the Red!!!" (high-five)
(Bill wimpers softly in the corner...clutching his blue balls.)
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Why
Person 1 (throws straw into lake)
Vsco girl AND I OOP AND I OOP SAVE THE TURTLES SKAKSKSKSKSKSK
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A seemingly negative situation that inadvertently results in a relatively positive outcome.
Smoking meth became a sort of saving grace for Bob. On one hand, he lost all his teeth; on the other, he was at his most productive.
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When someone with small balls has been masturbating too much they might run low on spunk. And if they have maybe a date with a woman they fancy they will have to stop masturbating and save up there spunk so they can fill the woman up.
Mr X: I heard you have a date with that sexy lady who works on the desk next to yours. What are you planning to do with her?
Mr Y (small balls): Well i have been 'saving-up' just in case something saucy happens. hahaha
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When one uses the excuse of saving money on gas in order to ride in a vehicle with an attractive member of the opposite sex, with the hopes of romantic involvement.
Tyler will be riding with Alycia to work all summer. They will be "Saving on Gas" if you know what I mean!
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Location assigned or improvised to function as toilet, usually flushable.
He was looking around the crowded building for a sign pointing to the save point, when he lost control of his bodily functions and saved on himself.
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