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Intimidated so much by the straights that you prentend to be to be one of them to blend in. I.e., lesbianoge, being a secret gaygent, etc.
Abby: Wait, why is Bailey pretending she doesn't have a girlfriend in front of her relatives.
Darcy: Even the best of us get scared straight by our homophobic relatives.
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When a male reaches the point of ejaculation only to discover that his female partner has in fact started her period leaving a medium to large amount of blood on his erect penis. This known to almost always kill erections and make for an awkward experience in intercourse
Guy-im about to come (guy pulls out). Girl-oops sorry. Guy-(faints from shock) Girl-i didn't mean to give him a red scare
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an irrational fear of ketchup
Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare
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This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!
an easy bitch that is frightened or afraid to participate in social activities
Is Josh coming over tonight? No, he is a scared ho, I think he is going to watch step by step reruns all night.
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striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions
elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away
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A meme formed from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick Star invites his parents over to his home, only to later realize they aren’t his actual parents. Once discovering this, Patrick then yells at Janet and Marty, his “parents” he discovered to be imposters, forming this meme.
Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
Janet: “marty, i’m scared”
Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.
news: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!! CONFIRMED!!!
me: marty im scared