A good sized penis dipped in ice cream with fudge (the kind you eat), whipped cream and a cherry on top.
Dude, I'm craving a schlong sundae.
Yeah...me too.
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significant other; controller of teh penis
Schlong monger, where's my beer?
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*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!
The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!
Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
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The act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his penis and ball-sack, then smack there penis and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up
"Dude want to give Nick a Purple Schlong?"
"Totally, ill go get the ice"
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Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit
"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."
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When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)
Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
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When your load hits her in the face.
She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.
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