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an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.
Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.
Doing the Crab while someone performs oral sex on you.
My girlfriend tried Scorpioning with me and it just doesn't work as well as when I do it to her.
Ninja Meerkats is a series of fictional books written by Gareth P. Jones and illustrated by Luke Finlayson and Domingos Aquino. The series began in 2011 and is still ongoing, with a ninth volume set to release mid-2013. The books are based on a group of four kung fu fighting meerkats, dubbed The Clan of the Scorpion, and their missions to foil the evil plans of their human enemy, the Ringmaster, and his minions.
The ninja meerkats will NinjaBoom, all over your face, because they are the scorpion clan!
A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.
Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"
One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.
Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!
When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea
I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion