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A man getting oral underwater in a pool.
Hey man I got a scuba Steve last night!
When you have to take two pulls to clear your bong.
Damn I just had to scuba dive
When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.
Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.
When a person intentionally misses a regular obligation (such as work or school) and lies about his/her whereabouts. The term scuba refers to the fact that the person will have been in a warm climate where scuba diving is possible (e.g. the Caribbean).
Person 1: Hey, where's Bob he hasn't been in to the office for quite some time.
Person 2: Well, he texted me yesterday saying that he was sick but personally I think that he's Scuba Skyving
When someone's balls are sweating at the beach and have salty cheese from a hot day
Larry spent all day at the beach and got scuba cheesy balls
doing something in such a good fashion that everyone wants to be like you.
That kid over there is putting his scuba magic to use with the ladies.