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When a man rubs his semen on his penis and balls and has a girl lick it off
Your a vegetarian? How would you like a semen salad?
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someone who creates devious ways of obtaining large amounts of semen
uve surpassed cum guzzler muthafucka...ur a semen demon
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The decoration pillows in hotel rooms that never get cleaned, hence are covered in semen
Don't sleep on that, that's the semen pillow!
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used to describe a female that has an insatiable appetite for sex, and sometime does not worry about the use of a condom.
danyelle has sex with everyone... she is such a semen silo.
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Rocketed from the scrotum in speeds that break the sound barrier. It gets stuck in hair, ruins bed sheets, whitens teeth, causes lazy eye, and in some cases my force you to pay monthly child support checks.
Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.
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When a man masturbates in the shower and somehow gets semen on areas that defy physics.
Man A: Hey dude whats that shit on the back of your arm?
Man B: Ahh I was jerkin it in the shower and I got some ghost semen back there
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This can come in a solid lipstick or liquid gloss form. It can come in a range of colors from creamy white semen shimmer, pink semen shimmer, or silver semen shimmer. It is very popular amongst a group of primitive women called the clamjabls. One applies semen lipstick when it is time to mate.
Gee, I wish I had some semen lipstick. I would wear it all over my face... even in my eyes if I had the chance.
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