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Usually a euphemism for prostitution.
The payment that John made to Mary, was for "services rendered".
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WE CLOSED!
Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!
nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!
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Someone who is a top but doesn't dominate, they let their bottom guide them.
It's me. I am the service top in question. I'm hot and sexy, hmu!
@nika_d_vise
Bottom: Fuck me in the ass!!!!!
Service Top (Me): Damn shawty, I'll do annnnnything for your fine ass! ;)
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Head cheerleader. Legendary IT girl and hedonist. Has a penchant for booty. Has coined many erudite phrases that have become a part of popular culture.
e.g: sailorboy
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Doing "Community Service" is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. Instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.
Tim-Yo Ethan, why the hell did you dance with that fat chick.
Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.
or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.
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To pay attention to an issue in speech, but not do anything about it.
The politician gave lip service to issues of poverty, without ever changing any policies.
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While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.
Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!
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