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When your friend has severe social anxiety, gets no girls and is an anime nerd who wears glasses
Lawrence is a shaggy boy
Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
Doggie style intercourse with a hairy woman.
Dude, I did a shaggy dog with that Kardashian chick!
Can have three meanings:
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.
Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...
The act of being so fucking high you make Shaggy look like a Sober Sally
Yo, Malachi got suspended after the teacher found out how absolutely fucking shaggied he was.
The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
