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ball shelf

The human chin, esp. in reference to fellatio or tea bagging.

Jay Leno has quite a large ball shelf.

by Zevatron December 26, 2006


top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 01, 2008


Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

by Gary October 21, 2004


Shelf Life

When a girl got a bodonkadonk adonk big enough to put a book on it. Hence, the booty becomes a shelf and can last a lifetime

Adia's booty just keeps on growing. She got that shelf life. Good for the bedroom boom.

by Squeezy Peezy December 08, 2011


top shelf

In hockey, the top area of the net.

Cloutier dived for a pad save but Calgary scored on the top shelf.

by Molasses July 03, 2004


Top Shelf

When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.

"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".

by Kevin M. Breunig August 17, 2007


Shelf Life

This is where a male or female has a relationship with someone who is off and on with them.
Who uses them for their pleasure, when they feel like it and then 'puts them on the shelf' when they have got what they want.

Person: Yeah im living a bit of a shelf life at the moment

by Shelf-Liver March 14, 2005