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Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.
"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"
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When a terrorist is about to set off a suicide bomb in the middle of a Middle Eastern market and shits himself before he can set off the bomb. Generally, the poo flies all over the place and ruins all the food in the market.
Akmed: sup Mohammed? Wow, this market is really packed, eh? Check out Abdul with his big, fancy chicken stand over there. Oh, look at me; I'm Abdul and I think I'm so important with my magical chicken stand. I provide protein for people and think I'm the hottest shit in town.
Mohammed: Ha ha. So true, so true. And what's with the ridiculous hat? Like, is the guy too cool to wear a turban? He thinks he's so Western with his flashy ball cap...it says "New York Mets" on it. What the fuck is that?
Akmed: I KNOW! Have you ever seen his wife? She doesn't even wear a Burka - like HELLO? Um...I wonder if she's going to hell.
Mohammed: Maybe she's a New York Met. Maybe that's what the hat means. Like, yeah...I'm Kuljeet and I'm Abdul's wife and I want to be New York Met - I'm so cool. Or maybe it means that she is not a virgin? Who knows. They are freaking weird.
Akmed: oh,oh -watch! He's killing the chicken. JUST DO IT ALREADY! Oh shit, do you think he heard me? Ha ha...duck! Ok, he didn't see us. I hate that about him. He always has to toss the chicken up in the air and then cut it's head off with -
************BOOM************!
Akmed: What happened?
Mohammed: Run! Suicide bomber!!!!!!!!!!!
Akmed: No, wait - what is that all over...?
Mohammed: Sick. Dude. There's shit everywhere. Must've been one of those suicide shitters. That is nasty.
Akmed: Yeah, like seriously. Hold it together for just another second, man. I hate those guys that are all scared and crap there pants right before. So lame.
Mohammed: I know. Ha ha - look! Abdul's stand has shit all over it. YEAH BITCH! Try and sell those chickens now, motherfucker! What a loser.
Akmed: Let's go take a shower.
Mohammed: uh...
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Similar to the the motor boat, only one motor boats a girls ass then the girl farts in the guys face, hence the shitter boat
I went home with this girl last night and she had the nicestass so I decided to motor boat it, unfortunately she decided toshitter boat my face! Needless to say mouthwash for days!
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Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall
Figuratively, to fuck up
*Fails Test*
"I really shot the shitter on that one"
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Someone who shits in bins in a bin shitter
Bryan: "Mom! I need a shit, am i just a fucking bin shitter?"
Barry: "Go shit in the bin son, you fucking douche-bag"
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Derogatory reference to a native american. Especially certain tribes that used cliffs as dwellings. One would assume that if they lived on the side of a cliff, they would either shit in or off the side of the cliff.
Looks like the cliff shitters just built another casino.
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Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.
After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.