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Your penis is a shriveled dictator.
Debbie: You're a worthless sack of crap.
Undercover North Korean Spy (AKA Earl): Suck my Kim Shlong Il.
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A gay bar that has jizz filled summer sausages that is yummy for my tummy and it filles it quickly
Brandon Loves hot dogs with jizz from gay day shlongs
A wildly popular Drink originating at one of Las Vegas largest poker rooms the Vennitian. Was created after a player claimed to another player that he had Pocket Shlongs. And other player required the floor management to explain what a shlong was. So in result of this explanation loudly being explained infront of hundreds of cash and tournament poker players. The man who announced he had pocket shlongs to the table was drinking double shot of patron silver and Red Bull. And the from this point called the Long Shlong silver. Or aka LSS. After this now the long shlong silver is available at the majority of poker rooms in Las Vegas.
That long shlong silver better be double patron silver and not that cheep well tequila
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When your poop is long as a penis.
Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"
Bobby: " Whut?"
When you fuck a prostitute and don’t pay her
Girl, he gave me sugar free shlong! All shlong, no sugar.
The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters
Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple
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a man with a generally large penis
girl: oh my god! its HUGE!
boy: I'm the average long shlong silvers. Eat up hoe!
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