eat me sideways

when 2 guys are having intercourse

ron, i just heard mike was eating joe sideways
mike, joe, eat me sideways

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Fuck me sideways

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me sideways. Fuck me sideways."

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sideways ketchup bomb

when you stick a bottle of ketchup in a girls vagina then take a needle and shove it up your penis hole. After this has been done you fuck her until ketchup starts to come out vagina. Then grab all the ketchup that has came out and smackk her sideways across the face.

cory:what did you do last night?

nick: me and my girl did a sideways ketchup bomb.

cory: aw sick!

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Sideways apple turnover

The sexual position in which two males, (females for humping purposes only), one on his back while laying on his partner's stomach. The bottom partner's legs should be snuggled around the other's body. This is all while having anal sex.

Jacob-"Kevin, have you ever had a sideways apple turnover with your partner?"

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shit a brick sideways

Extreme surprise or exasperation

Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.

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Bugger Me Sideways

To sexually penetrate one`s asshole with a 50 caliber AP ( Armor Penetration ) rifle round, before immediately inserting a 15 inch+ penis into the hot and bloody, mutilated shithole.

Jeff: *BANG* *BANG* OOHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STACY OHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHO

*BANG*

Jhonno: Such a shame that here in Cali, we *cannot do that*

Jhonno: Bugger Me Sideways

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Fuck me sideways

An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.

Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.