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During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.
I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.
When you check out your facebook but keep your chat status changed to offline. That way no one knows you are online for hours facebook creeping on other people. You avoid being named that guy thats always on ie facebook whore. You also avoid being forced to chat with people you would rather not. Is easily spotted if you post or comment but do not appear as active in chat.
The third time after an annoying new facebook friend began chatting with me as soon I got on, I began silent creeping instead.
When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her
Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name
a shipper, especially an irl shipper, who thinks that a ship is cute, but doesn’t try to make everything into a ship moment, and definitely doesn’t push their ship onto the people they’re shipping or try to force them to be together.
someone: oh, you ship those people? you’re so gross for trying to force them into a relationship!
silent shipper: i’m not trying to do that at all, i just think theyre neat
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A land/estate for booty calls and loose women known for alcohol, drugs, and debauchery.
Nick met a girl at the cigar bar and brought her back to the silent shrub.
Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
a hangover that creeps up on you throughout the day, generally when you wake up still drunk the next morning
Damn bro, I took hella shots last night, thus I will totes be having a silent hangover in a couple hours!