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Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.
-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"
-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"
1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.
Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.
Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?
Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.
The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.
The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.
A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.
Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.
One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater
Come down here you little Single Speeder!!
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To work a whole shift on your own with out a break, because there is no cover.
I can't believe I'm Single Maning a shift again.
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a guy going from behind a girl reaching under her arm to grab her boob also can be turned into a double scoop
Cody gave Mariah A Single scoop
*every1 in back round goes 0o0o0o0o0o0o*
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The transitory status between being single and being in a vaguely serious/committing relationship. Used either to justify a casual lay, or to avoid it.
Often comes with uncertainty as to whether to update one's relationship status on social networks.
Example 1:
- "Guess what dude - I totally banged Sarah last night"
- "What?? I thought you were seeing Jane?"
- "Yeah man, but it's not serious yet. I am technically single".
- "Ah, ok then".
Example 2:
- "Man, I think Sarah fancies you. Why don't you two go out?"
- "Nah dude, I am technically single, but I'm going out with Jane and I like her".
- "Then you should change your facebook profile!"
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