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Ass skating

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.

Girl 1: How was the rink?

Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.

by NotASkater January 24, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fagure Skating

Men's figure skating. Essentially, gay men figure skating.

"I was just watching the olympics."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."

by Olympicfan February 19, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


skate rat

True definition : 100% skateboarder without normal job or without a job still skating every fkn day and trying to survive with concrete surfing way,with empty bottle of beer,empty brain at 25 sometime psychiatric client and sidewalk surfin addicted.

Look at this wierdo on a sidewalk trying to do layback slides out , he's skate rat !

by truesk8rat September 1, 2018

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jam skating

a type of breakdancing on quad skates

I went jam skating at the local skating rink on sat.

by Yarden Miller June 21, 2006

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Skating Ghost

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.

(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.

by Gumpless January 31, 2014


Skate Rape

When you eat shit so hard while skateboarding that you black out and forget what happened

"One minute I was skateboarding, then before I realized it I was in the Hospital"
"Sounds like you got slipped a skate rape"

by Frokey August 3, 2016


Esca-Skate

This is someone that does a little jolt or trip, or dance even, when an escalator isn’t working, but the person that gets on it acts as if it is moving normally.

Anthea nearly landed on the chap walking down in front of her when she did an Esca-Skate going down to the subway.

by Sonny Saint April 10, 2020