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King Slayer is a sexual reference to punishing a king. Often used for forcefully making the king your bitch. To fulfill this you need to be able to sexually abuse the king. Quote from a fellow king slayer: “Troll blood is my drink, Riding dick is my kink”
We are King Slayers, drink the troll blood and abuse this king!
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A virtual repellent for the Internet Racist encountered on Xbox Live:
"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out
and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."
guy1: Some douche bag is using "witty and new" insults from
the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!
guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.
guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?
guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.
guy1: Nice.
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A man that will pursue and bed a dragon (fat nasty bitch). This man is usually of average or skinny size, this term does no usually apply to a fat guy with a dragon. The pair should be somewhat disproportional for it to be a legit dragon slaying
man, my cousin is a dragon slayer....look at the beast that just walked out of his room.
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A dragon slayer is a medium build guy who repeatedly takes home the fattest, ugliest whore from the bar.
(You see the dragon slayer leaving with one of these things)
"Do not unsheath your sword tonight good sir!"
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1- A knight's long quest and battle looking for his princess.
2- Hooking up with ugly chicks while trying to find the "princess" (a very painful and long process)
3- "You have to slay alot of dragons before you get to the princess"
Dirk- Hey bro, how was the search for the princess this weekend?
Brian- yeah, I was killing dragons all weekend long , not a princess in sight.
Dirk- Well man, you are the best dragon slayer I know.
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One who practices in the art of slaying ceebs
Brendan is the master of ceeb slaying. He's such a ceeb slayer
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A man who actively seeks out and easily gets with, hooks up with, or bangs girls
Guy1: How many girls you get with this weekend?
KT: 11
Guy1: Bro your a straight up women slayer!!
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