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A metal band with few talents. Has a fan base made up of the some of the shittiest people of the generation. It's nearly impossible to name one that's made it to college. They wear silly masks to look cool, but it doesn't work. One band member's only job is to jump around and bang his head on barrels on stage. Defiantly a positive influence on today's youth.
Jimmy:"Hey braw, do you want to go to the slipknot concert?"
Don:"Actually I'd rather give my grandpa a rimjob."
Jimmy:"Braw?"
Don:"I'm srs, Slipknot sucks."
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Alright, I admit it. I used to hate Slipknot. Until I heard 'Before I forget" then I started listening to more of them.
Now, I feel retarded for ever hating them.
Slipknots amazing.
To the haters, FUCK YOU!!!
SLIPKNOT ROCKS!
I don't even know how to descibe their awesomeness.
Its undescribable.
:)
I have heard sooo many myths about slipknot.
1. Slipknot copied Underoath.
2. All 9 of them were born and raised Satanists.
3. They smoke human bones.
4. They are HUGE fans of Marilyn Manson
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Slipknot is the best band ever! Way better than Linkin Park and all that wannabe shit. Slipknot rocks my fucking socks!!
Kiss my ass. Slipknot is way too good dto give an example. Just listen to 'Wait and Bleed'...
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Slipknot suck soooo bad!!! All since this goth thing started every1 luv em. they just wear ghey masks and scream. they CANNOT sing. they just scream and moan and add in a drum beat, they just give me a headache.
gay=slipknot e.g hey fred u r soo slipknot!
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ok listen mother fuckers if you dont like slipknot that's cool but keep your goddamn mouth shut no one wants you to hear you bag on them so go and listen to your britney spears tapes if you dont understand
Goth Kid: dude you need harder and better music these guys suck you little pussy
Maggot (Slipknot fan): listen i would rather be a pussy then a faggy little goth kid who keeps saying "my life sucks i wanna die cuz one bad thing happened in my life oh and i hate god!" faggot piece of shit on the ground
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A band that many "true metal fans" say is not that heavy and is "kid metal" Well I got news for you dumbfucks slipknot is technically heavier than most bands out there even some grindcore bands. Since they are alot cleaner on the guitars each riff and note "hits" you harder causing for a much heavier sound. Also because of the massive amount of percussion going on the band would sound heavy no matter what If you actually listen to their music and not the shit that gets radio play (ie.vermillion) then you would realize they are one of the most hardcore bands that there is and you have no business calling them kid metal.
There are a bunch of pricks who have never heard slipknot that say they are not metal because they are associated with korn.
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Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!
Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!
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