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This act conatains Three Stages:
1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.
2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.
3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.
"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"
"might do a bit of revision"
"narrr"
"why? what you doing?"
"nout, yet"
"oh right"
"Slippery Spence?"
"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)
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A limp penis that has been stroked to the point of ejaculation causing the semen to ooze out and become a lubricant for the final strokes of masturbation.
After he forgot to take his Viagra, and his date went home disappointed, the old man rubbed his flaccid dick and settled for a slippery eel.
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SlipperyRock
Man Slippery Rock ain’t what it used to be
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A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.
Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up
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When a man opens up a freshly cracked and shaken glowstick, and pours all the liquid on his crotch. This will give the area a bright and slippery appearance. Immediately afterwards the man will then fuck somebody.
After last night rave I decided to show my kandi girl some loving with my slippery goblin.
You know with that new glowstick you got there you could give her a well desired slippery goblin.
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One who's been taken avantage of in jail.
Mr. Bird got slippery danced in jail.
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When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.
Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!
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