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Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.
"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."
When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)
After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.
When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.
That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!
When a midget fist pumps his bosses knob which splats on the ceiling requiring him to use a trampoline to tongue clean the ceiling while fist fucking his own ass.
You gotta watch them midgets they are always ready to perform a sloppy Frank!!!
Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultra violent orgasm
When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin
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Just like chicken or beef stock. Sloppy Stock starts with your choice of ingredients. Any lady with an infection causing vaginal discharge is stirred with her partners penis. The man then ejaculates into the woman’s vagina. Next the woman raises her hips to create an upright receptacle with her vagina. The man urinates into her vagina and then lays down face up in front of her. She then tips her vagina down pouring it’s contents into the mans waiting open mouth.
The wife had a yeast infection last week so we cooked up a little sloppy stock.
The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."
My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.