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a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(
person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.
Sacred, Loyal, Crazy Yet Charming. When You Hear Somebody Tell "Jay Smiley!" There Is Most Likely Bout To Be A Fine Ass 6ft Tall Brown Skinned Long Dick Dude Smiling From Ear To Ear.
When You Hear "No Smiley Don't Do It!" Run! Run Like Hell Cause Shit Just Got Real!
He'll Charm Ya Socks Off And If Your Not Careful Your Underwear Too!
One Night In Bed With Him And You'll Hate Him Forever Cause The Dick So Good You Just Gotta Be Mad.
There's Only 1 ONE Real Jay Smiley! He Is A Capricorn Born On 12/27. Many Imposters But You'll Know Him When You See Him.
Jay Smiley Here Time To Fuck It Up.
OMG Jay Smiley Don't Hurt Him.
Damn Jay Smiley Why Your Dick So Good?
I Want You To Give Me A Baby Jay Smiley!
When someone writes a message or status that is surrounded by smiley faces.
:) I fucking love you :)
Dude, border smileys.
To give someone a ‘smiley’ is the act of lighting a lighter and getting the top hot then proceeding to burn someone or yourself with it. The burn mark resembles a smile.
A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.
Yo pal, did Smiley and his nerd herd sell you a brand new old car today?