"Ouch, I just got bit by some smol spicy bois"
Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.
Y/N: Hello! UWU smol bean: ;-; Y/N: ? UWU smol bean: .-.
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Someone who is so annoying and stupid they crave attention for the sole purpose of being "cute" or "quirky". And make dumb faces like "UwU" or "OwO" etc.
Shut up you uwu smol bean
Brynn is such an uwu smol bean
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A variance of the English language made popular by the cryptotwitter OG @insersebrah. Smol ting parlance is mostly practiced in tweets by @inversebrah and subsequent replies to them. The language is characterised by a minimalistic sentence structure, heavy use of shorthand and acronyms, while eliminating most of the formal punctuation, and prepositions. Recent evolution has seen elements of wassie terminology like swh (shaking wassie’s head) being used extensively in smol ting parlance.
You can see an example of smol ting parlance in this @inversebrah tweet: “iz oke your coin wil punp to”
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An anime/real world person that is toooooo innocent and precious for this world. They must be protected at all cost.
Random friend: Have you seen yuri on ice?
ME: ^inhales^ YASSSSSSSSSSS. Yurio as a kid is a smol cinnamon roll ^pauses to fangirl and breath^ WE MUST PROTECT HIM AND GIVE HIM PIROSHKI!
Random friend:^Backs away^ok.... then
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tis when a male has a humorously small PeePee and everyone gathers around to laugh
Hey Joey. you have Smol PeePee Gay
Transphobe or right wing maga cry baby. Someone who voted for Trump, gets offend at masks, vaccines and human kindness. Snowflake who cries over a beer commercial and keyboard warriors online, but never to anyone's face.
Hey smol proud boi, your transphobia is not accepted here.
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