Random
Source Code
Random
Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.
Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
Another word for loose pussy
Opposite of tight vagina
That one that allow the entire both hand to penetrate
Man hate it cause no pleasure
That whore last night had a baggy socket
Her kid will come flying from there
A less affectionate referral to the anus as a sexual orifice.
"There was a bit of confusion about why the genitalia was pixelated in the image, while we were treated to a perfect view of their puckered, flakey spock-socket.
Girl: I love tall dark and handsome
Guys: we know chocolate socket
Anybody who’s name is Chris Kern out that presque isle
AKA gay dirk diggler
AKA lord of the cock rings
AKA little bo peep some booty hole
U know kerns huh?
Yeh he a booty socket fsho.
When you get sexual attracted to electical sockets.
Oh yeah! I can feel my Socket fetish right now.
I just need to fuck the nearest socket
A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.
-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.
-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.
- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool