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Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.
Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.
When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".
Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.
a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.
Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse
Nickname for the name Sofia. Awesome and beautiful girl. :)
guy: Omg im in love with this girl, she is so awesome
guy2: who Sofa Cushion
guy: yea
a word witch is sounds like a swear but is not its most definition is a king of a sofa .
A very comfy couch, knows all the right spots that need support, sometimes a little harder than should be but always a very appreciated and loved piece of furniture, arguably the favorite of the house 💗
Survivor of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Keep your opinions to yerselves you fucking SOFAS